brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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