I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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