If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
True strength comes from lack of pants
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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