How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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