so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
COCAINE IS GR8
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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