There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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