Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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