The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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