Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
