My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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