mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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