OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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