just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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