don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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