Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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