How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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