I don't think brook has ever known best
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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