As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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