matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
