how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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