take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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