I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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