I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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