seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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