I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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