I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize