I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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