I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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