I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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