I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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