Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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