How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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