Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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