dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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