Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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