This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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