We're like a lot better than the average bears
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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