we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
tell me about the fingering
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