I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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