he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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