Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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