you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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