their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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