it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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