On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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