what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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