I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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