I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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