I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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