The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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