I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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