he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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