38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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