i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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